Let me introduce a new character to this tale of merry japes - Willow, a Standard Schnauser who is the beloved pet of my manager, Lisa. Willow is usually a relatively well-behaved dog, but we suspect recent collusion with Maddie and fear an escalating game of one-up-dogship between the two.
For last night, Lisa arrived home to discover that darling Willow had not only emptied the bin, spread it around three rooms and licked clean the bacon-fat covered tinfoil (we say clean, she had actually simply relocated it to around her mouth) but had also eaten an ENTIRE six-pack of Wagon-Wheels!!! Wrappers and all!!
I think it's currently Maddie 0 - Willow 1
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