It occurs to me that with all this ranting about Maddie's light-fingered habits, I may be missing the point.
On Saturday night, when I got up to tell them off for barking at the cat in the garden (at 1.30am) and then discovered Murphy chewing on the packet of the wraps (it's anyone's guess who ate them although I think we can all guess who stole them off the counter) AND THEN found the empty tin of coasted peanuts sitting in the middle of Maddie's crate - I also found an unopened pack of avocados under the dining room table.
Have they in fact been having parties once we go to bed? Very middle class ones, with guacamole and nibbles? After all, they did have the French bread and the cheese a wee while ago - and not just cheddar, oh no, it was Pecarino Romano!
This requires looking into. And locking up the Pimms!
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