Me umpteen weeks ago - "We're being asked to vote on whether to change the church service from 9 to 9.30am. I know it affects you as I wake you up when I get up, so what would you like me to vote? It would mean me getting up later but I'd be getting home later, probably about 11ish"

Him - "Definitely 9.30!"

[umpteen weeks later; Mass has now been 9.30am for 2 weeks]

Him - "You're getting later coming back... it's eating into the day!"

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