What have they done to me? They've gone and got a puppy - am I not enough fun? enough trouble? at least i dont' poo and pee everywhere, I know when to come and when to go, when to have fun and when not. But no - they go and get this annoying wee monster and are suprised when she creates absolute havoc!!! Now me and Gizzy are shut out of the kitchen so can't go outside when we want; Gizzy can't eat when she wants (like she's used to, but then maybe it'll help her waistline); she tries to eat my food (but i drink her water) takes all my toys and jumps up at me and chews my feet all the time! But I put my foot down yesterday - she was battering round the garden and I'd had enough. That sort of behaviour is not befitting a lady (puppy or not) and is very annoying when you're trying to sit in the middle and enjoy the afternoon drizzle... so i jumped on her and told her off. "No more running round mad!!" that'll sort her out. I hope.
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